Episode Quotes

Xander: "Buffy doesn't make her quota. Bad slayer!"

Riley: "We got demons coming out our ears."
Willow: "That's a metaphor."
Tara: "I got it, thanks."
Willow: "I'm overhelping, aren't I?"

Riley: "You're kidding me. Gotta say I'm surprised. I didn't think Willow was that kind of girl."
Buffy: "What kind of girl?"
Riley: "Into dangerous guys. She seems smarter than that."
Buffy: "Oz is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn't his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot."
Riley: "Whoa, hey, how did we get to bigot? I'm just saying it's a little weird to date someone who tries to eat you once a month."
Buffy: "Yeah, well love isn't logical, Riley. It's not like you can be Mister Joe Sensible about it all the time. God knows I haven't been."

Oz: "I talked to Xander, and he said you didn't have a new guy."
Willow: "No. No new... guy."
Oz: "I know what I put you through, and I'm not gonna push. But I am... a different person than when I left. And I can be what you need now. That's what I want. That's why I'm here."

Oz: "This warlock in Romania sent me to the monks there to learn some meditation techniques. Very intense. All about keeping your inner cool."
Willow: "Good, 'cause you were such a spaz before. So that's it? You keep your cool, and no more wolfie?"
Oz: "No, there's more. I take some herbs and stuff. Some chanting. A couple of charms."

Oz: "I shouldn't have come back now.... I just thought I'd changed."
Willow: "You have changed. You stopped the wolf from coming out. I saw it."
Oz: "But I couldn't look at you. I mean, it turns out... the one thing that brings it out in me is you... which falls under the heading of ironic in my book."
Willow: "It was my fault. I upset you."
Oz: "Well, so we're safe then, cause you'll never do that again. But... you're happy?"
Willow: "I am. I can't explain it-"
Oz: "It may be safer for both of us if you don't."